As I was perusing my schedule, it dawned on me that this was about the time of the year that I began to dread as a 10-13 year-old. No, it had nothing to do with fireworks ( that happened when i was 4-9 years old). It had to do with the Summer deportation of youngsters 45 minutes away to UWGB for the annual Summer Band and Choral Camp.
Oh how I hated it and feared it too.
You see, I did not like spending the whole day playing music, learning music, listening to music, rehearsing music and especially hanging around other kids who thought the same thing. Don’t get me wrong, the music was fine. It was the dealing with the kids my own age that I had a problem with and their attitudes….maybe that was a precursor of things to come later in my own life?
Anyway, for those that did not know, my Dad is an accomplished musician, so everyone in the family took music lessons. Everyone payed in the City Band. Everyone (except yours truly) took piano lessons…more on that later on a different blog. So at some point of a young Konop’s life, you had to go to Band Camp in Green Bay. It was a learning experience, or so it was said or more likely drilled in our brains.
Back then all the schools in the Lakehore area had a Band Boosters Club that joined all the middle schools together to get funding for instruments, music and the chance to win an all-paid scholarship to spend one week on the campus of the University of Green Bay-Wisconsin with room and board and meals! Wow! The rest of us had to pay our way in. Or sell candy bars to defray the cost.
To the young person, I thought that it was a waste of my valuable Summer experience time. Stuck inside a stinky concert hall or crammed into a sweaty classroom with a bunch of kids that want nothing to do with the music but are stuck there because “it will do us good!” As I look back on the experience I wonder how many of those hundreds of kids still have an instrument and if they still play it? I think I am one of the few.
To begin the week, we have to schlep up to UWGB and register. Then we have perform or audition. What do we perform? Usually a sight-reading of music that a section leader listens to see where we sit in the three orchestras. The Choral people had it easy as they just had to move from one area to another and not have to haul his or her instrument all the way through campus. Pity the tuba, bass saxophone players, and other big instrument players. I had it easy at least. I just had my faithful Reynolds Cornet. It was light and I could handle it. My nerves on the other hand, not so easy to handle.
Besides auditioning, each student had to take a musical written test to show aptitude and ability. I did okay on this for the most part, but because I never had more than a few piano lessons, I had no idea about keys or piano sharps or flats….which was part of my downfall. In consequent years, I studied for that test, but it was no use. My fate was sealed, I would be in the Band C (which I would guess to be the remedial band) playing 3rd and fouth chair. How humiliating….
Besides letting myself down for being in the lowest band and being one of the lowest guys in the section, I was pretty much pigeon-holed into taking remedial music classes so I could learn the notes on a scale and a G-scale and an A-scale and to figure out what key you are in by looking at the scale. Looking back at this I have found not once did I need this and I have been playing in the City band for close to 25 years. I mean really…who gives a crap if the song goes from a major to a minor? All you should care about is if it sounds good. I am not composing the music, which I think I would have liked to do if they would have given me the chance to learn, but no I had to do a B flat scale and I still goofed that up!
My older sisters loved BAND Camp. My brother was Big man on Campus at BAND camp. I hated it cause I was the lowest schnook on the whole campus. Check that. I was close to the lowest schnook. That kid ended up going home because he was homesick. So when he left, the cheese stood alone in a see of flouriscent colored t-shirts and teenagers that I swear had their own kids and mustaches permanantly grown for at least 2 years.
Hardly-peach-whiskered me, sat alone most of my lunchtimes, just watching the clock. I wanted to make sure I was not late for classes and rehearsals because being chewed out by the college-student instructors and directors would be the end of the world for me. I just kept a low-profile and did what they said. In fact I cut my lunches short for two reasons. One, to make sure I would get on class on time, I would walk over to the closed building and wait and two, my stomach could not take the peanut butter sandwich and aluminum-foiled can of soda my Mom made for me that morning. I was too nervous. The whole week was like that!
I really hated the whole experience. The audition, the kids at camp, the snotty girls, the guys you thought were your friends but by Wednesday they cut you out completely, the short shorts I wore which was not a good thing at the time. I had no fun whatsoever at all from Sunday to Thursday. Friday was the worst.
Friday was the night that the whole campus had a big dance to commerate the end of the camp. The University thought this was a great way to have the boarding kids mix with the bussed-in kids. Normally you would have the bussed kids leave at 3 and then activities for the others would inclide a movie or something like bowling to keep the snots busy. Musicians are fine but it was those choral kids that got off scott-free because they only had to freaking sing! But I digress….
Now, I don’t know about you, but I was in no mood to dance the night away. I was petrified of girls, they made fun of me and basically spending a long evening in a place where I did not want to be was not my idea of a relaxing night. But the buses stayed there or left us on that forsken island and we had to fend for ourselves. “We” meaning the “not-suave lothario teenage boys”. Needless to say it was a long night and by the time we got home we had to sleep because the next day we had our big concert.
If you ever had to sit through a junior high concert for 4 hours, I will give you credit. But this was a 8 hour concert that my parents wanted to see the WHOLE thing! My Dad figured it would be a smart idea to get there earlier and stay late to avoid traffic. It was bad enough when I had 3 siblings in this show and I had to watch, now I had to do the same thing for kids I could not stand to be with for another day…but here they are performing not just my band but the whole stinking show. So it was not only the whole week that was lost but the Saturday too. Listening to off-key versions of Aaron Copland and Italian composers…mmmmm sounds like fun!
It was not until my younger sister Dawn, actually had the chance to go to Band Camp that my deepest feelings for that week were actually voiced. She hated it as much as I did. Maybe it was a generational thing? Maybe it was not the time to be social butterflies but all I know if the three older Konop children loved it and the two younger ones hated it.
So I guess I have to end this by saying one thing. With all the kids who went through UWGB Music Camps….how many are still involved with music? I look at my class alone and I think I am one of the few that still plays an instrument, and I was the last guy in our section! That still bothers me. Thanks alot UWGB-Wisconsin Summer Camp!